ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an unemployed depressed faggot
(via loversveil)
dear professor i wont be doing your essay because i think humans should only ever cook, do drugs, and fuck nasty. regards.
(via fairycosmos)
“not everyone would be so comfortable with having fangs pierce their neck” well i would. Move over
(via sleepy-domme)
Okay well first of all my paws and cuteness
And to all the haters out there: my funny shape, also
(via rickybabyboy)
writingonred asked:
why do u like blood so much
gay sex reasons
whose up laying in bed fat assed and tender hearted
when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
(via gardenoffish)
ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay
(via dantescandlestick)
whyamionlyabletouse32characters:
horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth
livingmythonfunnysmileisland1972:
really beautiful image i dont think anything can beat this.
